1) The Mall of misery - A ghostly haunted stretch of cbd land that is a grave yard to retail businesses that gave it thier all in a fight for survival in on...e of... the most less resourced place in Australia. This is the only place in Townsville & NQ where zombies & warlocks roam in search of some kind of purpose in a not-so-purposeful environment (a dead and lifeless cbd)

2) The Hill that isnt alive with the sound of music - This hill was not in the Julie Andrews classic so please dont be fooled.... This hill - known as Castl...e Hill, does not have a castle on it nor is there a royal family... Unbeknownst to the people of Townsville...This hill has its own horror secret, there is a mansion on this hill thats haunted..This house on the haunted hill will definitely be a scare so stay away!

Posted By: Adam Smith on Mar 15, 2011 11:54PM Reply

A very large mass concentration of in-bred no-hopers that are on the verge of cannibalism. The City was once a nuclear testing site which saw a hiroshima style bomb being dropped back in the 1900's. Since that very life changing day, The after effects of that can still be felt with 99....9% of the population having reported to have reproduced off-springs with an immediate family member.

Posted By: Adam Smith on Mar 15, 2011 11:51PM Reply

Terrible
Obnoxious
Worthless hole
Not pretty
Sux
Violent
Ignorant
Loser
Loser (x2)
Expensive

Posted By: Adam Smith on Mar 15, 2011 11:47PM Reply

Breaking News: Townsville Fury has been axed from the A-league. The self centred Townsville team whom had no connections with Cairns (nor had they tried)have been axed due to not enough money.
The City of Brownsville had so much pride that they thought they could keep afloat 4 national teams plus still have money to throw around for the V8's.
The City would gloat to Cairns about its newly accomplished feat. But alas this was not so! The people of Brownsville (ungreatful as they are) just couldnt be bothered attending the soccer games. This resulted in the Fury losing alot of money and being pushed further into debt.
The Fury tried in vain to save themselves but realised Brownsville couldn't do it on their own.
The Fury tried to make an 11th hour death bed plea to the people of Cairns and FNQ however it fell on deaf ears. The damage had already been done!
**BYE BYE FURY AND THANKS FOR THE DISTANT MEMORIES**
and to Brownsville: You suck! You dont deserve any more national teams because you cant support them all!

Posted By: Adam Smith on Mar 11, 2011 10:24PM Reply

Woo hoo isnt it just amazing when your city is selected by a world famous celebrity to visit? Yep thats right im talking about beautiful Cairns, a city that is already world renowned and unlike that boring brown dust-bowl down the road; we know how to have fun and show tourists a good time.
Townsville was very jealous when it was announced that the Queen of talk shows - Oprah Winfrey was going to visit lovely green Cairns City.
Question to Townsville: Why would she want to visit a brown dry desolate wasteland that owes its life to industrial & mining activities? Boring! Unlike Townsville, Cairns doesnt need to be popular by building man mad things or wasting money by putting on big events. Everyone across the globe will always think of Cairns & the Great Barrier Reef when they mention North Queensland! Get over it Townsville you suck!

Posted By: Adam Smith on Sep 23, 2010 09:10PM Category: General Comments Reply | View Replies [2]

Cairns is still a great place to live....

Posted By: Nick on Aug 09, 2010 02:19PM Category: General Comments Reply | View Replies [2]

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Posted By: Midiga on Jul 28, 2010 11:47PM Category: General Comments Reply

when your travelling on the other side of the world and go into a travel agent to arrange where your going next you see 5 cities in the Australia section: Melbourne,Sydney,Alice springs,Brisbane and Cairns NOT! brownsville

Posted By: :D on Feb 17, 2010 06:45AM Category: General Comments Reply | View Replies [2]

WEll well well looks like our "southern sister" is at it again... gloating over the fact that they got the V8's...Its a pity that the audience watching the race on tv only got to see a brown hill and the sea....what a waste!!

Posted By: Adam Smith on Aug 27, 2009 05:34PM Category: General Comments Reply | View Replies [4]

Well Well Well for those Brownsville knockers that thought the Cairns Taipans were going to slide out into the sunset? Sorry honey but you'd be stupid to think that the Cairns people would let go of a prized sporting team sooo easily.... chances are we maybe in the new nbl next year....cant wait to give Brownsville Chamelions crap! lets go Taipans lets go!! U suck Townsville

Posted By: Liara Jacobs on Apr 14, 2009 11:59AM Reply | View Replies [1]
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